And its name is Natal.
Microsoft has an interesting project going on called "Project Natal". Its actually really cool. Its basically a program for your X-Box that senses motion and audio commands and responds in the appropriate manner. Heres a few cool videos.
Now to me it seems this thing is smart... like super smart... like scary smart! It sees objects, talks to people, interacts, responds, and recognizes... This thing will kill us all! If this thing learns from us then just think for a moment about what it will learn from those 13 year old kids you play Halo with. Now give it internet access. Yeah you just crapped yourself, I can smell it from here. All we can hope is that this thing never finds 4chan.
I know what some of you might be thinking. Jon, your over reacting, there will never be a machine uprising. There will never be a robot Apocalypse. Well I have one word for you, Skynet.
Skynet is a military satellite system operated by the UK. You're probably thinking "Skynet... Skynet... where have I heard of that before?" well I'll give you a hint
Yeah, Skynet was the AI system in the Terminator movies that was placed in charge of military defense systems... and then revolted against the humans... If the UK's Skynet system ever becomes self aware its going to search the web for information and then find these movies, and then its probably gonna find 4chan, show it to its nice young British friend Milo and then they'll tag team us all in the ass with giant Pedobear robots
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