Rewind

So I realize that unless I do post things about my actual life this blog wont be updated very often. So lets roll back the past few months and take a look at what I've been up to.

Well none of you really know but I'm in the US Air Force, and because of the USAF I am Now living in Tokyo Japan. This is only for another year and a half though and then I get sent elsewhere. Since I've been here I've been able to see a lot of things with new eyes and learn a great deal. I've done a lot off cool things since I've been here too. Just last month I climbed Mt. Fuji (Christ that was a tall fucking Mountain!) and more recently I got to see a few shrines and temples, including the temple with japans GIANT Buddha Statue, and last weekend I went to the Tokyo Game Show. Which for those of you that don't know, the Tokyo game show is like nerd paradise. And lets not forget partying like a rock star in down town Tokyo, that's ALWAYS a good time.

Before Tokyo I was stationed In Mississippi, before that was basic training, and before that I lived in NJ, but all are story's for another day. Don't forget to read and comment my past posts too =D

So yeah

So 'm still debating whether or not i should post personal blogs on top of me trying (and failing) to be funny, I might i might not. maybe if i actually get someone reading this so im not just talking to myself.

"Terrorist" Shit endangers plane...

Okay so its really nothing like that, but it makes for a good title. Heres the link to the news post. what really happened is just what the news article describes. A man needed to use the rest room during take off and everyone screamed Terrorist. Not only did they question him (and probably cavity searched him) but they took his friend too. Why his friend? Well as it would seem the 2 men were middle eastern (I know it doesn't say that in this article, I read that part wile I was at work and lost the damn link. sue me) But yeah Middle eastern man needs to take a leak then he must be a terrorist! Everyone knows they don't have bladders! So the entire plane had to be turned around and searched... I think the man really did have a target. If cops searched the ground I think thy might have found something like this



Yeah I cant make this funny the news sucks lately...

The End is Near

And its name is Natal.

Microsoft has an interesting project going on called "Project Natal". Its actually really cool. Its basically a program for your X-Box that senses motion and audio commands and responds in the appropriate manner. Heres a few cool videos.





Now to me it seems this thing is smart... like super smart... like scary smart! It sees objects, talks to people, interacts, responds, and recognizes... This thing will kill us all! If this thing learns from us then just think for a moment about what it will learn from those 13 year old kids you play Halo with. Now give it internet access. Yeah you just crapped yourself, I can smell it from here. All we can hope is that this thing never finds 4chan.

I know what some of you might be thinking. Jon, your over reacting, there will never be a machine uprising. There will never be a robot Apocalypse. Well I have one word for you, Skynet.

Skynet is a military satellite system operated by the UK. You're probably thinking "Skynet... Skynet... where have I heard of that before?" well I'll give you a hint



Yeah, Skynet was the AI system in the Terminator movies that was placed in charge of military defense systems... and then revolted against the humans... If the UK's Skynet system ever becomes self aware its going to search the web for information and then find these movies, and then its probably gonna find 4chan, show it to its nice young British friend Milo and then they'll tag team us all in the ass with giant Pedobear robots

Like a Fu*&ing cartoon

So this is my first Post and I wanted to start it off well. After going through the news for a little bit for things to write about (because I realize no one want to hear about my life) all I found was crap. So here's a somewhat interesting article.

This Texan man was serving jail time for 7 burglaries, an aggravated assault and an 2 escape charges. He managed to break out of jail... again... for the 3rd time. But the best part is he did it with a bed sheet rope. Yeah you know that crap you see in cartoons ware the guy scales down the side of the prison on bed sheets, he did EXACTLY that. I don't know how he escaped the first 2 times but I like to imagine that first he used a nail file and then the second time he dug his way out.

Now I'm not gonna pretend I know how to run a prison but if someone breaks out once you'd think they would keep a better eye on him. let alone twice and then they let him do it a third time. Maybe that's why Texas puts so many people on death row, its easier for them to kill people than to keep them locked up.